My name is Jimmy
Hit. You do your jump on the desk. You're clear. My name is Jimmy
His name is Jake. And this is the Weekly Dumb. And her name is Danielle Morani
That's our most recent Substack subscriber. Thank you, Danielle. There's golf. There's baseball
There's always sports, Jim. And we had a little flashback to another play
that people got mad at us about. And it happened again, but a little cleaner. Mike Trout runs into the stands, catches the ball
The fan rips it out of his glove. Immediately in the act of understanding what happened
Instant apology. Instant on his face. It's so funny. He's like, oh, here you go
Sorry, my bad. Like right away. They rule it a foul ball. Right
Then they eject the guy. He didn't get ejected. They moved him to another seat
Why? Because he's half messing with plays. Not messing with plays. Because it was a foul ball
Let's get a little more finite here because that's what I didn't like. But I like Trout meeting him afterwards and saying the look on your face
The way you react, that's what it's all about. That's what it's all about. Regret. Trout likes regret
Bring back instant apologies. If you do something wrong, okay, you're human
Instant apology makes it go away. And that's what he did. And there's some fatherly stuff
He was protecting his son. Trout put it together. I asked the umpire, and he was like, I didn't work the World Series
and I didn't watch that play. Thanks, Blue. Appreciate you. Work on your craft
Jim, what was this almost breakdown? Big golf weekend. The golf happened. Masters doesn't really let you share images
otherwise we could talk about a lot of cooler stuff. Green jacket. Yeah, I've earned this. Yes
Max Homa. Three, two, one, five. Six point five. Yeah. Just scales up for me
He hit the traffic cop, basically. The guy who tells you you can walk and not walk
The marshal. Yeah that like a very nice word for crossing guard Okay Let the people know like you can walk across you can not If you look at the start of this clip Zach he behind a tree Yeah So Max Homa doesn see him Max Homa doesn see him He got a big yellow flag That means don hit it We still crossing here but he can see
it perfectly behind a tree. So he hits it. One bounces, hits the dude and just screams, come on
dude, which is hilarious. Oh, come on, dude. And the guy got hit, but apparently the guy's in the
Right, and the big yellow flag is letting the golfer know it's not clear yet to hit
It did get in the way of his shot, though. It would have bounced and been better. Max Homo, one of the more well-liked guys in golf, had a good weekend
Except this, and sorry to all our marshals that tune in. Yeah. First names, last names, and professions
Marshals need to be able to walk with both hands in their pockets. And lean in a lot
Yeah. Right. Can't have my hands get involved. To the more of the sports we go
Jim, another flashback. We essentially had one at the start with replaying that catch
We have B-gate again at a baseball game, but this time we've fallen in a very different area
A man who has no name because I searched and I'm mad at the journalists because everyone just repeated the same article
We don't know this guy's name. It was Rice versus another team
South Florida. South Florida. And a bee went into the dugout and they had to vacate the dugout
They called the local beekeeper, bearded man in jeans. And he just comes in and bare hands the beehive
Yeah. Just grabs it, puts it in a box, leaves. And no one knows his name
If you know this gentleman's name, I'd like to know his name. I'd like to shout out his service
Because the last time we had a beekeeper on here, he was like an evangelicist
He's just a total jerk face. Jim. I didn't like him. He stole the show
It was in Arizona last year. We covered it on the Weekly Dumb, as we do with the news. He thought he was leading a cult
He threw out the first pitch and before he did he had his beekeeper hat on and he like revealed himself like a magic trick It was a lot This guy is the opposite of this We love his name And I currently leaning Marshall I mean he putting a lot of other beekeepers to shame
Well, he's not a beekeeper. He's a man. Not sports into the... Today's episode is brought to you by Shady Rays
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We're going to Waterloo where students are being terrorized by an angry nesting Canadian geese
Two of them, I guess. And the girl in the news interview says, we can't even leave our house
This geese is so angry. The video is awesome. There's a shot where they have a Costco plastic Costco thing
Costco tray of croissants. Croissants. And they drop all the croissants running in
Stop! Why could I drop my croissants? Because these are college kids
Right. This is an awesome story. It's a blast. If this was like a young family in like a normal neighborhood, I'd be like, damn, that sucks
You have a baby. But it's almost like the power goes out or like you're going through a storm or like
we were snowed in for three days. Those were the best times. Life gives you lemons, you make lemonade
Like these college kids, this is so much fun. Life gives you geese, you make a geese salad
Oh, that geese, man. I would be scared. Oh yeah, they're intense. And when you lose control to a different athlete
athlete, animal. This is not sports. Round up. Time for the round up
The start of a rugby game in France was delayed on Sunday after a parachutist crashed into the roof
and had to be cut free. Instead of surrendering to police after having your tires spiked anime Kalbasa Martinez chose to call AAA and see if they would help her resume the chase They did not
China has warned everyone under 110 pounds to stay indoors or risk being blown away
Nice audio effect, Zach. Thank you, Jake. Dale William Hammett is blaming his Crocs for causing $3,700 in damages
when he crashed his 2012 Dodge Ram into the come and go
'. Did you get Anna Mae Cabalsa Martinez and Dale William Hammett
Mm-hmm. How do you like that? The UK creating murder prediction tool to identify people most likely to kill you
It's the people in your life. A Nevada man was arrested after seven tigers were seized from his home
He claims he does not need permits because the tigers are his emotional support animals
Everyone who heard him say that immediately knew it was not true. Wrote that last line
I wrote the whole thing. It's fake. Cops are investigating if a Missouri foster mom traded a child for a monkey to boost her exotic animal collection
Dexter Smithen has been arrested for not returning the cyber beast he asked to test drive and never returned
Game stinks. They tracked it down GPS location. Makes sense. China court auctions off 100 tons of live crocodiles for half a million dollars
Steal. That's the most in half I've gotten one. Left or right
Make your choice. That was the Weekly Dem! One time Jess took Noodle for a walk when he was a puppy
And I was like, how was the walk? Pretty standard question. She's like, I don't know. It was okay
Noodle ate like a lot of goose poop. And I was like, oh, how much goose poop did you let our puppy dog eat
He threw up very briefly after. And there was a pile of goose shit
I was like, that's bad. By both of you. Jess was learning