Let's play as I lay die, dig your own grave games presents
slow loading screen. Yeah. As I lay dying, Teal's big hike a game by this dude til Fristoe
I guess. Anyway, new game and I'm gonna mute it. It's already muted so I can do some narration on the beginning
It has voice acting but I like to narrate. Isn't it beautiful up here
Christy? Oh, Teal, it really is. Even the flower is gorgeous. Be careful
Teal. You know, you're prone to accidents. Don't worry. I just want a closer look
crap. Crap. I guess I better find him. He's right over here
Where are you? I found him. Oh, the first time I played
I got an achievement for doing that. That was literally the first thing I did in the game. Anyway
uh you get an achievement called Eternal Love. The controls are freaking awkward
Honestly, they seem fairly standard, but when you're trying to use them
they're pretty awkward. Then again, I don't play too many flash games
So I'm not used to the whole stupid space bar and wads and random other keys plus the mouse all at the same time in
random conjunctions. Oh, I should have taken one of those, whatever. These are stones as you probably already saw
you can throw them as you also already saw you press s to pick them up even though it really should be space bar
Yeah. Bees hurt. Let's get stung by a bee. Oh, holy crap
They're gonna murder. Holy. Wow. Uh I've heard I would take one damage
That's really mean. I haven't done that before. There you go. Pressing to pick stuff up
It's sort of weird cause I always have, I'm just holding the A W and D keys and pressing s just
feels weird. Anyway, I'm just complaining. This is obviously a platformer. It's made in flexible hance the animation
teal. Oh You're dead. Goddamn. It. Couldn't you admire from a distance
Now, what am I supposed to do? There's nothing I can do
Cool, cool. Hey, get away from him. I don't think it was their voice
Was it? I don't know. I don't do women's choices as well
Dad would be heartbroken if her son's corpse was found looking around
Oh God. Was it? What did you? No, no, this is just wrong
Yeah. You carry his freaking corpse around. That's what you do. Yeah
that is the scheme. It's awesome. It's corpse carrying the game. Her
her, her, her, her, her, the first novels are tutorials. They are vastly easy
Awesome. Also, I kind of don't like having to move over to the thingy to continue the
switching. That is another thing I do not like, hey, get away from that dead body
That is my dead body. I will eat it if I so please not
You fricking crows the one person at a time. Yeah, the corpse
bleeds every time you drop it or throw it or whatever. And yeah, you can throw it
Let's show you that. Oh, it doesn't go very far, does it? I guess you just drop it anyway
Oh, you lose points for beating up the corpse by the way. So don't do that
And the blueberries are freaking annoying. So I gotta pick them up, press a different key to use them
They have to drop his body the whole time. It's like I could just walk over them and heal
But no, that's stone u you also have to hold for a little
bit to actually throw properly. Can I kill birds? Come on. Uh
they flee away. I'm not sure if you can kill them or they just usually fly away and maybe you can
but I don't care. Yep. I guess I shouldn't leave without his freaking rotting corpse
Huh? Yeah, there's no button you can press to continue. I figured there might be and I guess that's sort of a mini map there
Um, we, we, hey, I said we, this is a crank rotary switch or whatever they want
to call it, whatever the kids are calling it these days and it's magic
because it's not supported by anything over there. Burt, wait, what? That's not what I expected you to do
Get back down here. Damn it. Crap. Um, let's die. Let's
show you what that looks like. Yeah, I also don't like that. You have to press five to exit or to restart
That should also be space bar. There are just more controls than are absolutely necessary
which is always a bit annoying and the your hand just doesn't stay in one place
which is always annoying. Now, let's stand on this thing. Some of these you can press
oh, I guess they're all one way, but sometimes you can just hold
we can switch it off again. You can't do that if you jump off like a retard which I did
Oh Platform in physics. I'd love you. So nothing needs support. Oh Wow
How did I not take damage there? Hey, get back here. You freaking platform
Yeah, I see you there thinking you're better than me. Mumble grumble
Let's do the corpse dance. Oh Crap. That was not a good place to do the corpse dance
We'll do the corpse dance later. Ok. The five button restarts the level no matter what it is
Kind of annoying, I guess maybe if you're stuck, but in good game design
you can't get stuck. But whatever, there's always room for improvement. It's just a flash game and
just like to suggest changes that I think should be made. Say this box with a rock
This is how fuse boxes work. Electrical stuff always works when you throw rocks at it at it
I'm still amazed. That doesn't hurt. No, no, no. Fine. I'll be patient
You . Get over here. I say no, I won't be patient
I'll get, oops. Yeah, dropping his body hurts him. So, don't do that
I think the cameras are save points. Um, run a stupid birds
Oh, draw objects like stones to scare Ravens. Get away from his corpse
You fricking s? Oh, I suppose I didn't have to ride that
I could have just run over and there's a chunk of him missing
That's really gross. Actually birds. No one likes birds. Go away. Um
Go away freaking a hole. Birds. I said go away. Come
on, hurry it up. Y more body parts seem to be falling off
I assume you get a game over if enough of them is eaten by crows, which is really gross
I guess that's his health meter up there or death meter, whatever that would be
I guess when it gets to zero you probably get a game over or have to restart the level or something
I don't know. I see their crows. You're not getting this body
No, you're not. It is my dead body. If anyone eats it
it will be me. Hey, what did I just say about eating that dead body
Crows? Never listen. They don't. Oh, I think that was a one way switch
I don't think I had to hold that anyway. Go away. I really hope that health doesn't stay into the next level
Go away. Fricking crows eating my corpses. Awesome. Awesome to the max
Ok. Good. Is corpse heels, which is sort of disturbing to think about
Actually, I guess he is a zombie. Um, um, what
do I do here? Also? His corpse is probably getting eaten apart. I have to assume I
like, go all the way back. I'm assuming I go all the way back after I hit this
Like, mm, maybe, I don't know. Stop eating that dead body. I know you're eating that dead body
Um, what does this do? I guess I could stay here. Um
um, crap. His corpse is still over there. I'm crap. His corpse is still over there
I'm crap. I'm not sure if this is possible anymore. Wait, may I should have tried to bring his corpse
Come back up now? Back up. Good. Stop eating the corpse. Oh
I think you can bring him. Wait. How do I, um
this is terrible. What am I supposed to do? Stop eating that chunk
Oh, God. You can pick up the body parts. That's really gross
So, I don't know what to do here. Um, let's destroy the corpse
And then, yeah, then I'll continue when I know what to do
Ew, thoroughly gross. I wonder if I can take a chunk of him
To the exit and leave. Probably not. Wait, escape for help. Oh
wait, maybe you can charge through his corpse. Let's da, it's starting here again
What if you get left at the same point? And like it's no longer possible. Stop eating my corpse
Crows. Never listen. Ever. You ever had to teach a bunch of crows are crap
They are jerks. Oh, wait, I want to go down. Well, now let's press this and jump and
jump further crow. Oh, you can charge through. I
that would have been a bit helpful to know. Well, I know you could charge her but didn't the radical didn't start appearing for the
corpse oak. Sorry buddy. Oh God. Ew
You gotta be kidding. His corpse is not going to survive this
Wait, can I throw jump? I can throw, jump. Um This corpse isn't gonna make it
So let's just die. I wish it would let me start at the freaking start of the level instead of over here again
But whatever, I also wish they wouldn't start with the freaking birds eating his cold
Damn it. I fail at this level. So hard. Damn it. I pressed up
I really did. Anyway. Come back up here. You stupid slow moving platform that I hate so hard or go
away. It's probably already too freaking late because his corpse is even in death
You are pathetic and weak, sir. Even in death, you spite me with your weakness
No way. His corpse won't survive. Yeah. I don't think I can beat this level with the corpse
starting out over here. So, God. Yeah, I'll be back folks