hi I'm peachy oh sorry P you're still drinking hello I'm an
idot hi I'm Jeff you may notice we're joined by Santa today which is great this is
Jordan Jordan sorcery if you don't know Jordan sorcery is why don't you know Jordan sorcerer is uh we're going to start today's episode with a bit of a
quiz aren't we and Jordan's kindly come down before we interview him and talk about who he is and what he's done and where he's come from and where is he
going um we're going to do a quiz and I can't wait a Christmas qu please fantastic thank you very much for for
doing this Jordan oh thank you for having me I I'm going to now that we've done I've had the dramatic impact of my
hat I'm going to take it off because it's immediately irritating me and just just constantly making noise so we'll
put be irritated by it in the first 5 seconds so it's fine the only thing people should be
irritated by are my questions in this quiz right cool much reassuring
yeah this this is like I I've always had had it with with quizzes where you know
the answer and it's it's obviously so obvious and you're yelling at the screen or the TV and then people are going to
do that with me now yeah well when you're in the situation it's different because your second guest yeah that
little you got your little angel here that knows all the answers and you got your little demon there going are you sure sure it's a sure it's not B oh
no I going to tell that that you're not describing me as the little demon saying no I've got a little a little bold beach
with horns in suit sorry about that but he is and I've just got an angel it's
it's it's weekends for this guy can't help it what he does get off no not like
that Merry Christmas so the way it's going to work
once we get going is it's the first person to get to 10 paint pots so you're
going to be scoring paint pods for every question you answer right you're going to be losing one paint pot for every
question you get wrong so you can choose between an easy a medium or a hard
question and you'll score one two or three paint pots for each one of those so if you go for hard questions and you
get it right you're going to rock it up to your 10 and win first but you've got
a higher risk of getting it wrong and losing a paint part so you got to balance
it tough who's uh who's looking to end up with minus points I think you are
yeah I was like oh I I started uh started a new uh black library book uh in the car
this morning and it's my 21st black Library novel now wow happy birthday you're yeah whiz through this no no it's
that it's giving me false confidence if if if there's any questions about like kaius and Jurgen and how how much he
smells then maybe I might get one of them right well that's about it we'll
soon find out yeah well no spoilers on what's in these questions I've done my best to
research these so hopefully they're all right but if they are wrong don't second guess yourself now let us know in the
comments yeah but I'm going to say that my judgment is final for the purposes of
this quiz today could oh could we say if in the comments uh if you want to
correct anything you have to say you have to start it with M actually yes yes
yes in capitals otherwise otherwise don't know what you're talking about yeah yeah it's the official way is it or
if you really really want to criticize it just go to Jordan's Z no we want the engagement oh about
that right I'm ready I am not I am not so we're going to determine who goes first by virtue of a rollof so all of
you need to roll your dice and then whoever gets the highest is going to be going first okay I'm expecting a one
here from me oh Jeff rolling in with a two two got a three what's Pat going to
what am I on a four Lies We can't see it lies lies deception first nice yeah
sticking his s doesn't mean there any right doesn't it obviously it does that goes first
then are we going clockwise or anticlockwise well we go in the order of
go in the order of who who first second third okay yeah yeah we're going to go
yeah okay well let's see if we remember that halfway through and get confused but so Pat what kind of question would
you like easy medium or hard um let's just straight off the bat let's just go
hard go straight in yeah go hard or go home P yeah it's it's go big fail
miserably and then go home yeah so you could be going straight into the negatives but we'll say we'll we'll put
a floor at zero you want okay punish me so negative paint I have to actually
take some of your own personal paints for you fine Jordan gets to keep them just don't don't take anything from my
AK suitcase sorry that's that's that's the gamble you sound up now anything but
the AK rubber black first apparently he's pitching in rubber black that's that's fine okay you're back to talking
about you [ __ ] demon again [Laughter] there all right quiz me in which issue
of white dwarf oh good start did the first letter of the content page
descriptions spell out the phrase sod off Brian anel oh I mean it's going to be an early
one Pat I mean yeah that's amazing that that even exists um Brian anel was like there for
he was OG right so I'm going to say seven I would have gone with seven
oo see I'd have gone with about 112 but You' have been you'd have been closer
Jeff but 7 in a way is not that far off cuz it was 77 oh so it was May 1986 yeah
oh that that classic so minus three pots from is it
minus one is it minus one or is one wrong question so you're yeah you're just one behind now fine okay so what
what do you want py I'm not going to be as ballsy as Pat Uh I am going to go full on medium medium I'm going to go
medium like how like mistake and there's going to be some pronunciation challenges throughout this
so you have to live with whatever I deter so was a document somewhere I had office and I got it wrong so don't worry
about it please tell me which of these is a toasty machine and not an lar Craft
World okay ibil my miror tier star or yummy
loock ah yes so the first two I definitely know tear star sounds like a toaster I always said cuz I can't I'm
dyslexic I know that cuz I think that's black and orange so I'm going to go what teer star I'm go with tear star okay
that's right on it's the teer star monso Croc maker of course it is
yeah I really feel like I need one of them now what would you like
Jeff I'm going to play uh I'm going to play the long game here I'll have an easy please okay nice m
it was on the moon sorry go for it no no no it's not important okay okay it was
on the moon of what feral planet that the injured warm Horus was converted to
chaos Jupiter I'm afraid not are we allowed to
intercede and get points you can you can give me the right answer there not not going to be any scoring for for picking up someone else go for smart
arery do you know no oh it sounds a bit like Yavin all right
shavin I tried to I wasy to give a clue DAV DAV DAV I love that pause in the
air Bella Bella's giving up so she's conceded right yeah yeah all right Pat
what you want uh I'll I'll I'll go down the scale can I have a medium please medium yeah
right how many Games Workshop games have the word Fleet in the
title oh um so there battle Fleet
Gothic that's one dear me
seven how good just going to be your numerical answer to every question that's got a
number in it that was good there was a real nice progression there as you worked through the
problem goth is one and then seven so was either it was either one which I
knew wouldn't be correct or go for a cheap laugh I so hope you're right now because
there's like so many peripherals out there do you know have you got an idea I think I know there's dread Fleet and there's battle Fleet Gothic and I've
just I can't help but think after all I got to thought I'm just sure there's now like a random third one in there High
Fleet or something I'm so I want to say three is it yeah yeah is it three three
yeah the third one you've got battle Fleet Gothic dread Fleet and then the third random one is space Fleet space
fle I just feel like he was a if I yeah damn it you should have gone
for that one there probably is going to be some supplement somewhere called Fleet something or something Fleet but
those were the ones I could find that were really called yeah no Fleet something Fleet fantastic
okay like your attitude I'm going to go hard yeah yeah that's what the [ __ ] on the shoulder said I could quite hear it cuz he's got
a Bard in his mouth but all right well red one CU welcome to the erotic
edition of the quiz hope you're enjoying your dinner Gran okay Jordan merry
Christmas everybody of the first
18 I'm going to start that again of the first oh my gosh it's
over going to end the quiz well done P of the eight of the 18 first founding
Space Marine chapters that we know of how many do not have a paint named after
them currently available in the Citadel color range if anyone could get that right
it's peachy I would expect so right I mean I've not used Citadel k for a year can can I ask does it just does it h
just just directly named after their their chapter or characters and things like that just the chapter name in the
title somewhere of the there's Imperial fist there is uh sons of Horus yeah
there is um Empress children night Lords blue word bear is
red black Legion that's that's not sons of Horus so ultramarine no no oh no
there is ult ult marine blue uh um there's going to be more there's
going to be space's gray of course Dark Angels green another contrast paint in there forget about all these contrast
paints that exist now don't look don't look to your left whatever you do that's what I'm trying not to
do and luckily I've Pi up two colors that exist as don't look at the don't
look at the spray cans either White Scar White Scar yes spray cans where hang on Jeff I kind of see him I kind of see him
oh can I no no okay uh blood angels red uh is a contrast as
well uh iron Warrior is another yeah
um is it one of I'm on 11 now there's another oh sorry no go on I don't mind
corxy did you say that's a that's a that's why I I said that cuz I was
thinking the same thing think if there's anything else so there's Vulcan but there's not
salamanders uh this point you forget all the legions
and their names uh there's no corn what's the cor World eaters
there's no world eaters paint there's no death guard green death guard green thanks Jeff the spray coat death guard
green uh of course you'd know that and then is it is it do you have to say the spray and the
um well death guard green pot yeah yeah so any so any of the paints yeah doesn't
matter yeah yeah trying to think about the dries cuz they had like some other own names for a time oh go gosh dry
paints did I forgot they even existed oh that cheeky gin it's got to be in the current range
you got to be able to buy it right now yeah yeah yeah can you even buy dry paints I don't know I won't recommend it
waste of money you might just use normal paints and Dyers for them yeah true uh
someone 12 of the minute and I'm trying to think of the chaos Legions i' I think I've word I've said word bear said word
bearers uh trying to think chaos Legion of horest and the silver guys uh what
other ones am I missing Alpha Legion they don't have a color Alpha Legion don't have a color uh ah I've got 12 I'm
sure I've missed one this is going to be stupid so I'm going to go 133 right so how many would you say if not so five
five okay it's five very well done get three you get
three for that yeah World eaters Luna Wolves salamanders ravengard Alpha
Legion nice very well worked out impressive I just added one for like old
brain what do you think you missed do we know what we missed I I've not got the full list of the other ones in the
comments yeah what did PG Miss it's going to it's going to kick me that's I
think you should be very proud of that though well done man yeah well done so what's that
five- two yeah and you what you on Jeff minus one minus one yeah right but now's
your chance so what would you want go minus
two it's a fun Club I know yeah I can't wait to join do you want easy
um I want an easy oh go medium Jeff oh see I go medium but he got thrown right into the middle of War Hammer fantasy la
and then I'll just burst into tears hly um no s I'll go I'll go medium medium
okay please tell me which of these is a demon Prince and not an Ikea wardrobe ah
I spent a lot of my life in Ikea bring it look at the confidence I know nothing
about Dem princess but I know ik so we should have done the Ikea quiz
then the Ikea quiz okay so bonus Brim
Pax forand or godishus which of these is not Ikea so
yeah you're looking for the one that is a demon Prince the first one bubonic yes that's right yes don't it that
confidence was not misplace was that was exciting that you're currently on one minus one fantastic I SC it over there
you go Ops all over dog wife why we got a blue
dog I do wonder if someone's going to now try to go and order a bubonic
Wardrobe from Ikea yeah but he comes in a muddy green
color oh oh bubonica kitchen that sounds like a place you'd want to cook Sunday
yeah yeah sounds plag gidden yeah yeah what can I get for you Pat um I'm going
to go all the way down the scale and go to easy please was that a medium question that was a medium yeah I'll buy
two pot pain yeah
I could have done fun maths but I I went you might might have to remind me of that
[Laughter] one okay which tyranid high Fleet
attacked and doomed the Eldar craft world I anden
oh what do you like drinking and what flies on lights
um coffee what you drink when you go to to a Pub beer gin wine oh and what flies
around lights at night uh moths oh right
yeah do you know what though well good description is it hopefully
beo I mean that was excellent but it's wrong I so I was going to say what were
you going to say I I I was my my tossup was um Kraken or Leviathan and I was
going to go uh Kraken well now it depends whether or
not you want to go with your original answer or what you would have gone with ignore me no no no CU I
craing because I thought you were trying to get to the rum there's a kraken is it
R the octopus yeah what do you know well and we'll do the
G so on help me out it would have been minus three baby he got it right didn't
he no no I I said beeroth first oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I feel even worse now no
don't it's a it's fun I sabotaged it on purpose yeah yeah want to go in and order to pain a
moth p a moth I've I've had Kraken before it's quite nice actually yeah kraken's lovely it's my my Tipple
currently making my way through a a uh one with infused with coffee it's lovely
very nice hang on caffeine and alcohol all in the one yeah that's cool problem
is I go to make one with problem is I go to make one with uh with a a Coke in it
and then end up swigging it from the bottle and then I do the school
run Merry Christmas what do you want go medium
medium or do I go hard see I want to I want I want to lose some just no no do I
want to go hard anyway just cuz I'm I'm intrigued to see what your hard questions are hearing that Phil Kelly
got some wrong as well the master of law only one to the bus sh don't tell anyone
I'll beep it out which of these is not a physical
magazine that has been published by Games Workshop right okay not black Sun
troll owl and weasel or black gobbo they all sound legit uh oh ow say
him again say him again black sun right yeah troll owl and weasel or black Gobo
and I go with owl and weasel that doesn't sound very Warhammer but then someone's going to kill me in the comments going that was the first ever
that talked about this particular thing going go and weasel that was the first
ever that talked about the particular thing of Games Workshop games yeah it was it was the original the very
original Games Workshop one way back in the 70s before white War I'm to say it's a bit of a trick question this
cuz it's black Gobo which people might remember but it was an e between it was
never it was never I always remember being like a character white I always remember black
Gobo being connected a lot to the American yes it was the USC yeah that's they did do before anyone comes for me
they did do like a black Gobo takes over white dwarf but it was still technically white dwarf yeah yeah yeah I remember
that one what would you like to have oh what do I like what would I like that
question more questions please you just the same question the on um oh go on
I'll go crazy can I have a medium question please medium
okay got them ready Jeff I've got them ready I think it's more like me I'm
going to hand you that one back I don't enough what type of Planet are Vos Prime
Jupiter and Glasgow 4 Glasgow 4 yeah oh wow that implies
that there's three other glasgo they're Forge worlds they are
Forge worlds yeah nice look at this so I near got you in
the face incredible on Glasgow 4 all the makers deep FR [Laughter]
fries I on Glasco 5 just they just make iron Brew
oh you're going to be getting trouble what would Glasgow one make yeah
trouble what I know what glasg go 2 makes it breeds nuts to go on trains to talk to you and you try to mind your own
business oh God that's be preparing medium please
medium right please tell me which of these is a tow weapon and not an
attachment for a Dyson hair dryer oh [Laughter]
oh two no D hair ders a little bit only a little bit Fly Away cyclic
ion raker styling concentrator or a wide tooth
comb they all sound oh my can you say them again so so I'm I'm hunting for the
you're looking for the tow weapon from this list Fly Away cyclic ion raker
styling concentrator or wide tooth comb cuz my head is saying the second one
sounds the most tow cuz you get flyaways in your hair right and it's what was it a cyclic cylic ion rer ion
raker a a style styling concentrator yeah and then what was the last one the
comb wide tooth comb see would they need a white tooth comb they don't have a lot of hair you only have like a ponytail no no
no no cuz these are all hair things apart from one tow thing right so but you suggesting that that to use their
weapons on their own hair as well cuz see the way I Barber
I cuz I want to say the second one but
then I'm second guessing myself cuz I think it's too obvious I mean I'd get with the second one as well the don't me
I said off yeah do you need anything actually ion based to deal with your hair quite I mean Dyson sound like a
company that would put a wanky name on something like like a Clic iron
converter he's like oh my God my hair's going to be so good I love it when me hair is ionized
yeah yeah everyone loves ionizing stuff especially when Mercury's in retrograde
it's wonderful um oh oh now I'm just in
panic um um the third one the style thing you think the styling concentrator
is a t weapon I I think that's a tower weapon you I mean it's not but it's going to be the second one yeah I'm
afraid it was the second one the cylic ion r that felt it felt too easy you're
going to 10 minus aren't you you're going to win on the chaos SP
right everyone was yelling at the TV then they I go medium please medium
medium and then get those rookie numbers back up which GW game featured
characters called Countess Mariana Sho Johan the knife Nicodemus the cursed
Pilgrim and dreno Johansson that would be uh the mightiest Skirmish game of all
which is M time it is M time that's right it's when you said uh the knife
the rest but I remember him just being like a really gargan wizard but I didn't know what the rest of his name was and then
there's yeah Dro Johansson wielder of the great Axe oh
nice can I have a medium question please I got the Warhammer one out the way for thank you very much I knowly I knew the
more time one yeah yeah please tell me which of these is a black Library novel and not a BBC Radio
program oh okay The Cult of leowski the battle of the Brows the war game files
or the unremembered Empire okay so can I sorry I'm now
confused which one I'm you're looking for the one black Library novel okay can you say them again yeah the cult of
leowski the battle of the Brows the war game files or the unremembered
Empire the second one so you saying the battle of the Brows yeah I'm afraid not
anyone else want to guess on that I'm going to say unremembered Empire it is unremembered Empire danet damn it
Chuckers a paint Jeff Imperial Fists
CH my inner ony there uh medium please medium okay can
you name the first four codexes that were released for 10th edition 40K oh
come on that's dead easy thanks Jeff
um nids Space Marines
necrons admech that's right yeah that's right was that Medium that was medium
yeah two now oo back in the Box yeah boo
I'd like to uh go medium please go Medium as
well please tell me which of these is a drug from the 40K universe and not a Ben
and Jerry's ice cream flavor the monster theosophist filter
turtle soup or GL and Berry what was the first two the monster or theosophist
filter I'm going go with the second one theosophists filter yeah it just sounds like too much to go on an ice cream tub
yeah I was really worried about saying that one as well you've made me say three times now what was it
again theosophists filter it's an alcohol from 4K you got see I know like
a few but um I I first I was going to go with the F with me brain and then went oh and gone Ben and Jerry's is maid in
Vermont Vermont yeah yeah turtle soup definitely sounded like it would be on the front of Ben and yeah I'm sure it's
probably got small little chocolate tles in gas what would you like
[Music] um can I have a medium
please get ready F okay in 1989 Games Workshop released two two big
box games that were primarily designed by Jervis Johnson please can you name both of them oh an
89 it's good year 89 were you born then
yeah and the burlin war came down and some cool games came out from Games Workshop yeah apparently two big box
games by oh Christ I mean I'm trying to think
I I remember hero Quest coming down 89 yeah but I didn't know whether JIS did that I was these are Games Workshop
games though yeah cuz Bradley wasn't it I mean there's
okay big gigantic big box as in literally a big
box or yeah the sort of start of what we'd recognize as the sort of classic big box GW start box all right okay I
thinking T titanicus Jeff might be one but I don't know if that's right my head
just was it called titanicus then titanicus that was the original yeah
yeah I'm going to go with that as being one of them adep is titanicus I I mean I might be
wrong have been proven to be wrong yeah be mo anyone yeah I bet I bet be a moth
in mind actually if I were you Jeff ignore me ignore
me and then it was Warhammer the 40,000 that was Warhammer the
40,000 well 89 though because I know 89 was oh went
gone there be nothing space
Crusade no no not from Games Workshop it wasn't Games
Workshop yeah you just got to remember what you got for Pat's birthday that year it was space Mar Mar I'm afraid and
advanced hero Quest Advanced hero yeah same year same year as hero Quest
zero oh no one you minus one oh I I don't even know the rules yeah like give
me your points what would you like uh a medium please medium okay I'll get some minuses
to our you potentially please can you tell me which of these is a member of the as
mechanicus and not a station on the UK rail network these are
great I look I keep going for mediums because they're the most fun aanal pentra back Wester Halles or
Delphin gross could you and I'm looking for the
mechanicus guy you're looking for the ad guy yeah oh yeah yeah could you say them again please I can probably not in with
the same it's fine it's fine aanal pentra back Wester hes or Delphin gross
Delphin grus that's it yeah hell yeah so you're
on I'm on a big fat zero zero look at that you made it back delin G sounds like a space wolf character yeah he does
yeah pentra back sound like pen is is Welsh I would presume yeah I think so um
yeah the first one sounded like any sort of Random British town that you never heard of um cuz yeah I grew up on yeah
the settled car roadway and they have loads of stupid names so yeah yeah there we go good job yeah well deducted I'm a
40K genius all those audio books man they're really helping that or you're a ra
Network genius [Laughter] one
that question would you like 5 six I mean if I go hard and win I'll win but
medium okay cuz I don't trust myself I don't want to lose the pots but then do I want to do it what was the name of the
bimonthly fiction Anthology magazine that the black library was initially set up to publish oh oh was that
Inferno is that your answer I'm I'm I'm projected
okay I think because I remember lots of short stories in Inferno I'm going to go
with Inferno that was my gut that's right was it Inferno that's right so that you got one more to go one
more to go you going have to do some big work on these next couple of questions and then some
paints I feel I've just taking a 40K question Jeff uh so it's warm of fantasy
now oh can it not be shampoos out of
B&M that might be in here you don't know if you could do which one of these isn't
a wall Clipper then that would be go for it so you want hard no no do a
boogery medium please do I boogery please can you tell me which of
these is a metal band and not a tyranid bioweapon ah okay Barbed Strangler flesh
B death spitter or Terrorizer Terrorizer is the band that's
right yeah nice I know my tyranid weapons that's the only thing I do know and that was like oo I don't know I
don't know me tyranid PL weapons but a pling somebody does I think the the it
was good phrasing because you were like the terror Riser where if you went Terrorizer you go
B yeah smart Patrick oh yeah uh can I have a
medium please yes you can okay
can you name three colors that you would have found in the original 1985 Citadel
paint set goblin Green oh good shot cuz cuz that's um a thing um oh
gunmal would they do something like that chain mail was a color in that range but
then I don't know after that CU they had all sorts of like weird name things I'm
and I'm not saying you should but I'm sort of thinking the guys who you're wearing on that jumper was that not a
very early blue yeah I it used to be blood Angel orange as well didn't they but I don't know blood Angel orange yeah
this is 85 yeah so it's going to preate some stuff as well yeah yeah oh true
yeah shining gold I remember having that and that was probably 89 so I don't know
if that was still the same set it's quite it's the old one with the uh it's
got like the golden demon on it the Illustrated oh right okay in retrospect this probably should be a hard question
yeah no so I'm just I'm going to go for you know gam show there was super sensible company at the time and they
were like goblin Green and then they were like right okay let's not confuse
everyone with silly names that's enough and then I'm just going to say blue and
red you know what you could do you know what you could do you know what you could do final answer you could go school white and Chaos Black cuz I don't
think they've ever changed oh right yeah I know but like okay yeah I don't I don't don't want to cheat too much sko
white and Chaos Black were right unfortunately it wasn't goblin Green it was Woodland Green shining gold was in there mithal
silver Sunburst yellow Enchanted blue more like Fantasy names rather
than we thought we to wor about copyright I think those are the days yeah yeah
wonderful SW Brown in there I remember it wasn't on the not on the first set no yeah I always thought ultramarine blue
in there but then again like say it was 85 so yeah so it's yours to win yeah you
could just you walk this with an easy question if you want so the little angel is going you you you don't do that don't
do that and the Demon's going yeah do that do it walk it I'm just going hard I'm going to go hard hard you put some
effort into these hard questions I'm going to I'm going to answer a hard question okay and get I'm glad this one came up cuz this was a lot of
work there are 63 books in the Horus heresy series including Siege of Terror
right across all of those books how many authors are credited oh my God I thought
you were then going to say how many times was the word Horus said yeah yeah I've just spent the last six months working on this one
question I don't have a clue so I'm going to guess
six conservative guess I would say yeah anyone else want to guess before yeah I
think probably 12 authors
seven well if you add yours together then 19 19 19 wow yeah that I that I was
able to find yeah go je so me H I'll have a medium question please
okay that was a good one though yeah please be types of
[Laughter] please can you tell me which of these is a former UK prime minister and not an
Imperial Guard armored Fighting Vehicle okay so it's a former PM okay okay
Campbell banman crus bombard
valdor say them again for me please sorry Campbell banman crus bombard
valdor valdos oh and now I'm like
103 so are you looking for the Prime Minister you're looking for yeah which one was the Prime Minister those four
it's not four number one's the Prime Minister yeah it sounds sounds like a a
really poti it's 103 in a I go number one Campell banman yeah that's right so
Henry Campbell banman 1905 to 1908 but bombard sort of bombard
constituency there's only one more medium question left so so someone can
can have that away if they want it go yeah I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to steal it from peachy can I have a
medium please okay please can you tell me which of these is a blood ball team and not a family from the Harry Potter
series oh okay laurelon light Footers Grimble Hawks pinch Smedley or the slink
CS God that question's harder than I thought it was going to be I thought that was going to be a real walk then
and you realize that was faes and and and blood balls sound exactly the same I
think is it the first all could be the um going to do the old classic could
I have them again certainly can yes so I'm I'm searching for the blood ball you just want the blood ball team out of
these guys every every single time I'm always like and I want this one right yeah I think because I accidentally have
switched it at some f laurelon light Footers Grimble Hawks
pinch Smedley or the slink cards so I think it's either one or four oh I'm
sucking don't don't don't make those noises into the microphone Jeff you you just scaring me um you I'm like one or
four and then you hear I need to have conviction um I'm
going to go four is the blood ball team the sling cards yeah I'm Afra right not one in it it was the Laurel lawn light
Footers they were a dark elf team white I would have pitched them as a Wood Elf team too yeah but it's yeah dark and
they're light on their feet for scoring all of those touchdowns yeah but they easily could have been bullying Harry
Potter and school like yeah absolutely right how many questions you have left available so we still got plenty of
eases got loads of easys to if you want them I think we've probably got five or
six hard questions as well uh I've got eight pots yeah I mean I could do two
easys uh I might go one easy and see how I feel with the next round okay it's going to go one
easy this be like really hard won't it or really obvious and I get it
wrong throt the unclean is what type of creature in Warhammer fantasy he is a
scaven ratman he is a scaven r I would have got that isn't easy no no I
wouldn't have either everyone's un clean in the
war yeah oh
oh Peach's right on the cusp a bit so I'll go medium so if I we're out
medium I got it wrong I'll have an easy
please self aware artificial intelligence is called silica animus in High Gothic but what is the more common
term used in the Imperium that also starts with the initials
AI oh
AI T to use the word AO don't they or Auto don't know if that's I don't know
yeah I don't know the answer oh um a i is it I'm I'm ining this
massively is it like administratum imperialis or
something like that I'm afraid not no okay it's abominable intellect
abominable intellect that was kind it was the name of a you could get a little expansion
pack of cards for Blacktown Fortress vable intellect as well no yeah okay
maybe that maybe that should have been a medium well I always tell you how to run your quiz
easy please you want now uh four four oh get some hards in there
Jeff you could do it in age of Sigma which of the Mortal Realms is also
known as the realm of Heavens or the celestial realm
um um the blue one I it might be blue too fair this is
the seventh well yeah yeah that thought did cross my mind uh so disappoint I
don't know what any I don't know the either my Sig monolog is awful I'm not
making eye contact with you pachy you're not Yeah Yeah final answer the blue one
the blue one I'll just double check it's not I'm afraid oh no way they
are kind of blue I mean they use that color sorry did you know it's AIA it is a Zia right that's right is that like
where it's that's where it's set negative zero now aren't you negative negative Z negative one that's you're
doing really bad if you're on negative zero man yeah yeah that's so bad on nine nine going to go hard you
doing put the effort in for hard okay didn't put any effort in the easy ones apparently put really
hard how many items come up when you search the term Space Marine on the
Warhammer website and you can have 20 either way
I'm going to say is this is this post update this is post this is as of uh like two days
ago cuz there's a lot of for in there which are expert kits right I was about to say 256 but I'm going to go with I
think I think it's over 300 yeah I'm going to go with 333 wow I'm afraid you've fallen out of
the range cuz it was 293 oh so close
yeah which is kind of fewer than I might have expected but yeah not bad I guess
293 options 350 or something yeah yeah c not enough space Marine options just
putting it out there clearly that's a lot isn't it CU they've
got they've got less than 100 data cards now so that's quite a lot guess you might have chaos Space Marine still of
course you can upgr sets yeah all that kind of stuff too yeah wow okay um
oh Boer on I'll have a hard question k bs out Jeff that's what I'm going to call him
now it's uh and I know you all enjoy this it's a Warhammer fantasy question oh
brilliant which of these is not an Empire City in the Warhammer World okay
wbad Grim haen Grump Berg or Gloom Hoff
I don't even know this geez what was the first one again worked
bad Grump haran is not a world is not a world it's also not an option oh
it's so you can have word bad yeah Grim haogen Grump Berg or Gloom Hawk Grump BG
is grumberg that's correct three pots coming your to death
but to be fair my wife would claim I live there oh absolutely smashing out the
hard Warhammer fantasy questions yeah well done thank you very much yeah
um uh no pressure pattern yeah yeah I'm boyed with confidence uh from from
Jeff's um yeah I'll go pure flakiness yeah I I I want to know what the hard
questions are so could I have a heart please okay according to Warhammer Community what two materials is
Terminator armor primarily made of um
ceramite but then what's the other oneel um is that was that Star Wars PL
steel I don't know uh I'm trying to think of like Warhammer materials cuz they always just like instead of
concrete it's rockrete um but they have steel Legion yeah some metal metal must exist iron
Warrior oh is it like adamantine adamantium adamantine something like that I'm going
to say ceramite and adamant could be something really weird like a little bit of the empress armor well yeah cuz they
have yeah they have the the Crux terminatus which is supposed to have some of the emess armor in is oh you are so L good
now just just no be off yeah ignore me yeah yeah
yeah that's out go six months time whenever you go I tell you a why to we go be a
both also I don't think that's actually a genuine thing I'm just making that up I'm going to goamite Adam Mantine Adam
mantio Ado yeah yeah yeah well done nice get you that's three so I'm on two I'm
going to put two there yeah nice brilliant plus two brilliant I'm going to go one I'm going
to go one you want a you want an easy I want an easy you want an easy he's going to bring it into land nice and safe I'm
only on eight at the minute you're eight oh okay I've had some minuses all right can you please name
for me a creature or species that exists in both Warhammer fantasy and Warhammer
40,000 uh or few uh or so there's probably more than you think do demons
count yeah I guess yeah I mean there's quite a lot I mean I could say zote I could say old one I
could say slan uh I'm going to go with uh I'm going to go with a zot yeah that's right
you could have had a human or an orc you could have had
horse oh about horse dogs dogs we know there's dogs oh yeah yeah although
they're called like weird names aren't they instead of dogs in 40K yeah my brain initially went to
nagling but but I thought yeah yeah I was like great unclean one I completely forgot about demons that they used
creatures you knowum squigs yeah there there there's
actually more than you think yeah interesting I didn't think about that Prim marks [Laughter]
no oh right then um you did so well with the hard Jeff I
know yeah and that's why I'm thinking to go for an [Laughter] easy go on I'll go on a blaz of Glory
I'll have a hard please okay it's be 4K law death guard based I'm feeling it if
I get this right is it three for a hard yeah if I get this right wi all right oh
my God I should I should have got hard suck but don't worry closeup
intensifies for this question John Wagner co-creator of Judge
Dread yes was also the co-creator of a chaos God that was subsequently removed
from Games Workshop law all right what was that God
called I don't know was it colon the
throbber don't he wasn't actually wasn't he oh we
was I had no idea there was one that was removed I remember there was a God that
was like I don't know if it was still in the law but not referred to that often but I don't know if that's the same one or not but I can't remember what they're
called either well this one was called malal Ah that's yeah comics stri in the
like earliest compendium Journal got rid of him it was all rights related and
stuff like that and a bit of a just one back is it and then there's
also malice I think now but I don't know if he's ever been confirmed or they've been confirmed a God but they're like
floating around as an extra yeah yeah I always thought Mal was still in it I just thought he just wasn't referred to very often cuz I remember someone doing
a quiz years ago about it to be fair yeah it may well still be in there somewhere but um is certainly not in the
pantheon yeah okay it's a shame though there there isn't a throb a throbber
legion there's a planet called throbbers oh there you go you know it's there somewhere thanks Jeremy
VTO so it's better than his demon name Labby of six Strokes that got taken out the book easy
please well rescued P the necr called Trin is known as the
infinite but what is the name of his rival known to many as the divver uh Orin that's right yeah yeah
well done I read that book recently well I I listened to it
yeah yeah I've got nine go easying win bring it home bring it assuming you get
it right yeah the arog yeah just realized oh yeah hang on a minute hubus
what a what a Mighty Fall that would be back yourself up now i' have to go hard just to like you
know uh all right I'll go easy and then screw it up and then you can see the huas of Cris Peach all right let's see
it let's see what happens okay what is the name of the
ancient alien artifact weapon that separatist tow leader Commander farsight wields oh no see I don't even know that
so there you go AR sketch you uh it's some like I don't know I know who it
belongs to but I don't know what it's called Aon blade isn't it it's pretty much what it is I'm going to call it
it's a cornate thing isn't it yeah I'm going to call it
the the render rizer the render rizer you're thinking of uh Dyson
attachments I think does anyone else want to guess before I it no I know I I'm going to no
but I am going to kick myself on your tell me h no I'm not going to make it's the dawn Blade the dawn of course it's the dawn blade yeah
Jeff yes what are you on now one two one two three four five seven so you're on
seven what are you on Pat three I'm on uh eight oh no I'm lying
sorry I'm on six six I'm all
right can I have a easy question please yeah that wasn't
easy to say I know yeah who or what is scar brand the
exiled scar brand that sounds so familiar yeah scar
brand uh his an orc it's not oh oh damn it this is one
of the ones where I'm going to kick myself or you'll you'll say the answer and go okay yeah no it wasn't what I was
thinking about I wish I had that one I feel like scar brand is a weapon no what is it py it's a blood
thirster thirst oh yes big really angry yeah scar yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
big demon big demon model it's it's the question you're getting it sometimes it's like you know I would have got that one not the dawn blade one yeah yeah
it's all been engineered yeah I like it I like it you need more Barber references though get those did mention
the the hairdressing round you could have been choosing those
time soring D yeah uh hit me with a hard
please oh John blanch famously Illustrated the cover of the original 1983 Warhammer
fantasy box but which artist provided the majority of the internal
illustrations uh um uh who's who's your favorite
artist oh um you said you met him in a pub once and chewed his ears off uh oh
no he was an he's not an artist he's a gam that Jaz goodwi oh that was Jaz
goodwi yeah sorry about that Jaz that time I was a bit drunk um so Oher I don't know could it be
could it be somebody that we've been chasing for the show I don't think so not yet oh that was Adrian Adrian Smith
who famous he been around a long time though famous Warhammer artist and guitarist for it might be I mean because
he was in the um realm of chaos book because he's got some signatures in there as well so that's the the first
artist that came into my mind go for it is an artist so Adrien Smith I'm afraid not it was Tony akland
trying to remember because you you've mentioned his name load on the channel and I was like I know Miller gets thrown
in there sometimes but that's not his style of art and I was like who's the one that Jordan keeps going about yeah
cuz I I don't reckon the name t early days yeah some really really good stuff
in those early uh early games want want to go easy please easy cuz apparently they're hard some of them are I think
just like Warhammer like law if if you know it yeah if you know it you know it KY I got a hard question right you did
what's all about yeah yeah well done what the name of sigmar's hammer that
was wielded by K Frans and Grace is the cover of many a Warhammer Edition that is gal marz it is garz garz named by
allic the mad I believe is that right is it Al the mad that forged it uh Dwarven
yeah I know my dwarf law unfortunately not my Empire Law Al the Mad made the
great did he do the room fangs as well I think he did the I think he might have yeah before before running off mad right
yeah yeah making classic I'd trust him I'd definitely give all my leaders
weapons from him made by a mad man see if you'd have asked me what gal maraz I
just said it was Nest tables from ik sounds like one I be like I think
we've got one hard question left oh and still got a load of easy questions go on
that I'll have to go I'll have to steal that last hard question yeah get those numbers up tactical play yeah the first
metal Bob nay Smith Space Marine was classified as le2 or limited edition 2
there were actually two versions of le1 can you tell me what either of them
were called uh were the was it actually RTO B1 no
no was it
Steve I don't know I wasn't I'm afraid anyone else want to take a a guess or what was the first metal ell miniature
before the Space Marine it was a Terminator was it was it like a space adventure something like that it wasn't
it wasn't it was the sort of other classic Space Race the space orc oh or
death Jester oh okay yeah death Jester yeah cuz for some reason even though
they they started classifying them they were like well we give these both the same classification yeah no interesting
no okay so I'm I'm so it's easy all the way now you're going to have to grind through it and get all the point grind
through these easies well I'm on two so uh hey you're nearly there yeah yeah I'm
closer than I was when I was at minus four which of these was not a magazine
published for specialist games by fanatic press touchdown Firepower exterminatus or town
crier oh I think I know that one um sorry touchdown touchdown Firepower
exterminatus or town crier I feel I feel like the last two oh
so it's the one that wasn't I'm which one was not not so Town Cryer was more time yeah cuz well I'm thinking Town
Cryer and extermin artist sound like warham think what extermin arst was cuz fire power was epic was extermin arst
the uh the comic for was the was that the thing for um large scale Inquisitor
I'm not sure that's the one I don't re but then touchdown was blood ball could have been something else in time so uh
the second one what was the second one fire power fire power fire power so I'm going to say I'm going to go with the
first one touchdown yeah that's right yeah it was it was not fir power was
epic 40K yeah and exterminatus was Inquisitor Inquisitor oh and what was
touchdown that was blood touch was made up oh okay fantastic I can't remember what the blood BB one was actually on
path yeah well you know me well I thought I did so he started get the our question's right yeah is
you're on four now way uh three you sure cuz I've got three pots here already I
uh I was on three then I got one wrong went back down to two and now I've gone back up to three sorry yeah sorry I've kept a little tally here as well there's
no more hards there's only eases I've got nine I'm going to go with easy bring it
home lot of deliberation to get to that one it was hard wasn't
it what year was Warhammer 40,000 Third Edition released oh know that's a good
question I think I know I remember getting it but I don't know if I got it is the black Templer front cover yeah y
I started that before I worked for Workshop I worked for Workshop 2000 I can't decide between two years so I'm
going to say I'm want to say 90 because every it was every four years that weid it just
just work backwards I'm going say 98 three now though I 9 what 98 1998
1998 yeah not 1888 I I would have bought it it was 18 maybe 1488 no I'm I'm G to go oh is it
99 though oh man I'm going to go yeah might even be 2000 Jesus Christ actually
no cuz I met my M Liz hi um and I had some stuff painted
for that and that was 96 97 M so and we started playing games with that Edition
so actually going to say 96 1996 I feel like I totally misled you cuz it
was 1998 oh oh I was going to get that totally
wrong see cuz I came into the Hobby in '98 but I couldn't remember how long that box had been on the Shelf whether
it was new that year or the year before I was thinking 97 98 9798 I was like 94
95 in my head for some reason but I was think I was thinking a second back and you think what did I painted on my shelf
when I was like doing certain things in my life yeah yeah oh was couple of years out clearly oh well you live and
learn what is the c sorry what is the name of the city in which the Warhammer
Quest Cur City game is set oh bloody hell I've got it that's
not it bloody hell's
B bloody hell's Haven um oh God I got
the bloody game this is going to be one of those frustrating ones oh that one I've
definitely heard it Jeff J C for the last part of the name Second Star Trek
movie all right okay so it's something at the end something K yeah oh
I don't know what it is could be Grump wrath Grump wrath yeah Grump
con and and maybe if you get like space Wolf like weird degenerate space Wolf
characters and drop the W
oh uh alen K great working out that's it thank you sir cheers
up thought how many have you got now I've got one two three six oh close getting
too far too close easy nice between 1989 and 1992 Games
Workshop and Milton Bradley released three games together can you name any
two of them please you've been talked about yeah yeah so I'm going to go
heroquest and then it does Advanced heroquest count no that was gamees
Workshop wasn't it talked about it oh booger so here what came before what came
before the chicken yes what came for space Hulk first word correct second words oh
Space Marine no no oh right yes yes no I
if you're not an intercessor in the black tempers you are space Crusade space Crusade that's right nobody nobody
whispered into the microphone the Battle Masters Battle Masters yeah never got Battle Masters ble huge huge games it's
basically Warhammer fantasy but in like simple form I didn't realize that they used some of the bits on Battle Masters
in some of the add-on packs for hero Quest um did they yeah the ogre ogre one
oh like rework yeah cuz they're very very similar the actual design and the men at arms are all like the same kind
of stance stuff but with the they've got the bases built in yes that's right yeah clever good use of plastics oh it's me
it is you but you're on easy so how many Marine chapters joined Horus oh that's well if we do we include
his own yes okay we include his own yeah got
say so so that be nine cuz it's 18 half turn good half turn baddy nine Nine's
right yeah wel done i' possibly got that but it's have to have been
fingers nameing I'm going what's that one called again word eaters no be able
to count the ones that and you were good guys I would have in the original Warhammer Quest
there were four character types can you name three of them in Warhammer Quest
yeah um now is this going to get specific if
I say when I say somebody that's magical Mage wizard sure yeah
okay Thief that felt
Paladin that that felt like a no know I know I thought I don't even need take back
walk it back walk it back I I it after that you can you just you come up with
another name oh no so yeah so I named three deny that weirdly there are two of
these are jobs and two of these are just races from the
F so be like Mage human and oh do you know hero Quest no
oh do you not oh oh did you I thought you said
Warhammer Quest it is Warhammer hero Quest is the same characters isn't it no I don't know so you could yeah wizard
Barbarian dwarf or elf a yeah I guess the elf I suppose he a ranger more than
a thief yeah you're right it's two jobs two two races really weird notic that
yeah that's kind of like uh like Ken from the film when he's like yeah I'm I'm just
Beach you go Beach oh oh oh sorry we'll get
later Griff orange we don't that's why that's why I back
thought 1988's rtb6 box set included 18 Miniatures
described as dancers of death and acrobatic close combat
Specialists what was the name of the Box War
circus well by War sers reason final
answer it comes with a rhino and 48 clowns can get in
it it's interesting you mention clowns yeah in the in the S sphere of clowns
yeah all right so it was har Quin it was harle quins really yeah it was har quins oh right I was I I was thinking down the
line of like what what was the name of the box like instead of the army cuz I immediately thought Harley quins but
then I was like oh what what would like the Box have been called that they came
in and that's what it was called just called Harley quins yeah it was just the Harley Quinn's box they were a regiment of renown so originally like a sort of
set of special guys who would take us a unit a squad yeah the only I think the
only 40K Regiment of renown that they did oh yeah I was going to say that's not a terminology normally
Associated yeah interesting okay okay the governors of
necromunda live in the hive City palatin right but by what name is the city more
commonly known and this is for the win uh okay so if it's if I'm going to
go in my gut which just went into my head and so many people are going to hate me for this because I've been reading the books of late as well I say
hi Primus is that right it is right after was h on a minute h on a
minute Prim thank you for the win yes well done my man well well done am I the
law Master for this year you are the law Master for the painting phase law Master what was your final score Jeff my final
score was five and then I uh have the wooden spoon on plus three did you get
one oh I just got another one like yeah I mean who would have thought that war circus wasn't I forgot
to too bad a guess there could have been a war circus in ATS Games Workshop yeah
yeah definitely doable they all had ludicrously big hats yeah yeah yeah well thank you very much for
joining on our quiz that was amazing thank you for the effort that went into it man that was really good
especially the options like you know different types of Dyson or wardrobes absolutely classic yeah it was fun I had
a lot of fun making it and doing it yeah it was good that man well done thank youting me so we're going to have a short break and then we're going to be
back talking to Jordan about him