Good morning, everybody and welcome back to all the world where today we're gonna be playing as the table in
today's video. We are going to be playing as the demons of corn and to make it all that much more interesting
I have also turned on ultimate crisis mode and cranked it up to 200%
Our goals for this video is to become the biggest baddest who ever walked the earth
Get this number as high as possible for a cool thumbnail and to collect a boatload of skulls so we can bribe our way back
in two. Our yearning began right here in the deserts of this place
Our hero of the day was Scar brand A K A, the exiled one A K A
the wrathful reaper A K A, the drinker of blood A K A Mr Burns to help him achieve his ultimate calls
We have a bunch of guys with tuning forks on their heads. Some demons from hell
several very good boys and Dave the meet magician. Oh, that is disgusting and not something I wanted
in my head for 's sake. From here. We had between 8100 turns to prepare for the end of the world and hopefully not to
die before it happened. Or I guess this would be a really short video in the distance
Were these ors since we were playing as a demons of corn
we chose to employ them very elaborate tactic of charging straight towards the lines with a complete disregard for our own personal safety
it. I'm just going to send it. Let's go. Having won our first victory
We celebrated by eating the survivors and adding their skulls to the pie
We were off to a very good start, but we still had a long way to go if we wanted to go back home
So we sacrificed this village in a ritual of alternative religious origins and
summon an army of demons to do our bidding because as everybody knows
everything is better with the boys like
all factions in this game. We have a few special mechanics. One of them is that when we raise a settlement we can occupy or
loot it like everyone else or we can raise it for either a cool 1000 skulls for the skull pile or spawn a small temporary
army of demons which we did with our new army in tow
We set eyes on the next town over on the magor dark omen
That is a flying goatman. I hate it being beast men. They do worship the chaos gods
One of which is corn who we also worship and surely that would make us friends
Right. Nope, not even close because corn, the blood God is basically a raging alcoholic and he doesn't
care from where his blood comes from. Only that it does. Unlike the first city we conquered
we didn't burn this one to the ground because the second mechanic of corn is that any ruins inside one of your provinces have a
1% chance at the start of every turn to be colonized for free with two cities
Now under our control and four more potentials. On the way, we have a couple of more fights with the orcs and by turn 10
they were so desperate not to be wiped off the map that they offered us 3000 gold in exchange for a peace agreement
Now we were making a very healthy fort four gold at turn at this point
but I decided to be a good neighbor and accept it. Yeah
Yeah, sure. We can have peace for one turn, taking someone's money for peace and then declaring war on them the very next turn while
pretty funny, probably won't be described as a very shrewd political maneuver
which meant that our reliability went from this to this, the great green prophet and reigning local dance dance revolution
champion who immediately declared war on us. So we finish off the top knots and went over there and showed them our moves
Holy shit. Next, we had to deal with a very irritating fact
The French and unfortunately, they weren't alone. The local vampires had also decided to take this opportunity to stab us in the back
which is arguably a worse crime than being the French. So we enacted another ritual of alternative religious origins
summoned an army of demons to hold the French at bay while we personally took the vampires to the bank
the blood bank with our northern borders safe. We turned south to deal with the French
Unfortunately, for them, Scarran was now level 25 which meant that he could do this and this and this
but it still wasn't enough. I wanted more so to make him even stronger
We decided to go on a quest to find his legendary axis, slaughtering
corned having beaten the French so soundly in our last fight, I sent our fearless leaders straight at the enemy
which might have been a terrible mistake. We do eventually manage to beat them but not before getting a beating ourselves
which meant that when Big Sh appears, that is one big boy
we probably shouldn't have shot our way at him. You know what
I think we can take him. We could definitely not take him as soon as we got close enough
He puked on us until we literally left this realm of existence behind
Thankfully, we still won the battle, but our ego had taken a bit of a bruising
We still won. But at what terrible cost with our fearless leader taking a lengthy bleach
So the French pushed over this river in force, forcing us to make a withdrawal
I think we are going to do what we in the like to call a tactical withdrawal
Thankfully, we didn't have to tactically withdraw for very long. When Scarran returned on with his brand new axis
we went on the offensive, having pushed them all the way back into their lands
they concentrated all of their forces here in an attempt to halt our relentless advance
Normally, having to fight over 5000 soldiers would be a pretty scary thing to do
Facing 5000 Frenchmen trapped inside the city walls without room to maneuver
However, was definitely not having completely decimated their forces. There was nothing that could stop us from wiping them out once and
for all, nothing whatsoever would stand in my way. There was no way that I was going to let them live and continue to be
a menace on this world. Nothing shit we got to go. Someone had just picked up this sort of cane as
the name suggests, this sort of cane is a sword. But unlike most of swords
this one gives you about 500 damage and a vortex spell that goes and kills everyone that it touches
It might also make everyone hate you and steal your soul, but that's no biggie
So with our new quest at hand, we abandon our campaign against the French and we went on a boat trip to the big doughnut
of the sea. And since we didn't want half of our army to of scurvy on the way over there
we took a slight detour past Fancy Spain where we might have punched Ryan in the face
you Ryan. I hate you having arrived at the ocean bagel
The sword had been claimed by Morai, the spooky dark of mommy armed with the sword
She attempted to go toe to toe with the hero of our story, which was a rather terrible idea
I mean she gave it a try. You got respect that but that was a very bad idea with a sword in hand
We teleported home through the power of belief. Damn cults, a bad ass causing this story for a moment
We have to go back a few terms having sacked the French capital on turn 53 for 20,000 gold
We had put that money to good use recruiting a brand new army
an army led by the one, the only the grog of this new army
Grog had spent the last few turns beating the shit out of the pharaoh
He had been doing this because they had a goal to try and impress us for money
Now this is completely irrelevant to the overall story, but I desperately wanted you to know that there is a champion of corn out there
going by the name of grog. Grog the destroyer. Anyway, having made it back in record time
we made a very worrying discovery. The golden order who is supposed to be over here had been conquering a lot of stuff over here
Seeing that this is a blatant attack on our sovereignty. We had no other choice but to violently defend our homes
And no, I was totally not doing this just because I wanted to try out our new fancy sword
We destroyed his armies. We looted and burned his cities. We oh oh no
it was turn 84. And the apocalypse had just begun around the globe
The dwarves sca on dead wood elves, orcs and a black pyramid spawned in massive amounts of armies and declared war on the world
And we, we were not ready in the north scar brand. A scourge of dwarf kind did his best to haul off the hordes of
dwarves coming down from the mountains. Thankfully, he was max level at this point
And since we had pumped every single skill point, we had gotten our grubby hands on into making him into an unstoppable killing machine
He was now an unstoppable killing machine. He killed dwarves by the thousands
Even the high king himself fell before our might. But unfortunately, that just wasn't enough for each dwarf
He killed three more, took its place in the south grog when now ascended into a demon prince did his best damning the legions of
undead that had come flooding out at a black pyramid. But step by step
he was forced back on turn 92. They had pushed us back to our capital
Grog, sell it out to buy us some time winning us a long victory
But unfortunately, he had left the capital undefended. So it was plundered the very next turn
And unfortunately, during his pursuit, grog was ambushed and killed by a horde of the dwarfs from the Iron Brows expedition
Our capital was raised the very next term. And with that, our empire was crumbling and everything seemed lost
I saw no way to victory. And I even contemplated teleporting out to one of our cults in the north
But before I did that, I decided to call it a day having lost so goddamn hard
I didn't know if I would. I didn't even know if I could piece together a video from this hot mess
And the next morning I returned, having had an epiphany. I hadn't been sent here to build a grand empire for myself
I had been sent here to destroy them. I had found my way back and suddenly I knew what I had to do
We had to save the world in order to destroy it. But to do that
we were going to need a base somewhere. We could organize our one man crusade
Oh, look there. This having made sure that it was unoccupied. We started rebuilding our force as most of you probably already know to build
something that will stand the test of time. You need a stable foundation
which is why we traveled south. Having rebuilt our former capital, we enter into the lands of the iron Browse expedition
These were the dwarves who had raised our capital a few turns earlier
So I thought that it was only fearing that we returned the favor
And to be honest, they didn't put up much of a fight and soon we made it back into the dunes
Our next target were the Sentinels down that guardians unleashed by the Great Pyramid
They were by far the largest enemy we had faced so far
which meant that there was an awful lot of skulls just waiting to be claimed
It wasn't long until we reached the lands of the French. Now
I want to say that they put up a valiant fight but they really didn't with us out completely void of life
We made it back into our own lands and began finishing off the war expedition
the iron brow more like the iron jerk. Yeah. And that's when they came
Oh for 's sake. Losing our capital again while annoying wasn't really a big deal
All of our soldiers were here for one thing and one thing only and that was to tie up the enemy while scar brand
racked up more and more kills. In order to get a cool screenshot for the thumbnail
we had destroyed everyone that had wronged us. Scar Brand was the apocalypse to end all apocalypses
But since conquering the whole world would force me to play like 3
400 more turns. I instead decided to find the strongest faction leader
beat him and call it a day. There was just one problem
We didn't know where he was having burned our way through green groves lands
he was nowhere to be seen. So after having used a console command in an attempt to locate him
we found out that he probably had been killed, which meant that he was no longer the strongest faction in the game
Having had a quick look on the diplomacy screen, it turns out that the dark girls were now the strongest
So we popped over there and tried to beat up Maliki being level of 50 at this point
I thought that Malachi could actually give us a run for our money
which he didn't. We beat him up without breaking a sweat. God damn it
I thought he actually would give us a run from money. God damn it
Malachy. We can't end on such a pitiful battle. That would be anti climatic
God damn it. We needed something big grand. Something that you would remember for at least five minutes minutes after the videos ending
So we searched the world until we found this. A huge army of undead was gathered outside this city
Now this was a challenge worthy of us. So we teleport over there and we did what we do best
We sent in our fearless leader for one final epic showdown of the s for 23.5 minutes was a solitary
island of death in a sea of un life. Until finally, after having killed 2171 units and dealt over
340,000 damage he was brought down. We had collected 89,000 skulls, beaten several
of the end game crisis, factions, beaten up the head of the strongest faction in the game
And in my opinion, become the biggest baddest on the planet
And with that, I'd like to thank you all so much for watching. If you have any ideas
feel free to put them down below and I'll see you in the next one, please. Annihilation awaits