Maps I find stupid
San Francisco, but each dot is a location where feces was reported over the past eight years
Why, San Francisco? Why? Why is there so much feces? In eight years as well? No
Australia versus Pluto. That's not actually that stupid. It's quite interesting, isn't it, to see the scale
It's at a scale where you could, like, potentially walk around it if you had enough time
and also it wasn't millions of miles away. Oh, it's my response that was stupid that time rather than the map. Cool
Public saunas in Finland. That is a lot of public saunas. It is estimated that we have more than 3 million saunas here in Finland
both public and private homes, which is more than the number of cars in the country
That's actually mad, you know. And if this random lady on Twitter said it, it must be true
A map of Europe with the naughty bits censored. Oh, as if I live in the naughty bits
That's so sad for me. More people live inside the red circle than outside of the red circle
They're not wrong, you know. Oh my God. a Braille map covered with Perpex so you can't touch it. You are kidding. So it's a Braille map
obviously you need to be able to feel the bumps to understand it if you're blind, but they've put a
sheet of plastic over the top of it to protect the map. Oh my god, no. All right, are we going to find
a map stupider than that? Let's see. A new map of England and France created by James Gilray in 1793
Oh, James. Why is the UK excreting, what is that, like bugs or bees or something? It was meant to
depict a French invasion. I don't like it. I really don't like it. Oh, and the worst part is the county
I'm from is his stupid, ugly face. Although I suppose it's better than being his butt cheeks
down in Suffolk, though, to be fair. Half of New Zealand lives here and it's just a map of Australia
I don't get that one. I don't understand. What do they mean? Oh, OK, it's a joke about lots of
New Zealanders moving to Australia. Apparently the accurate number is 13 percent of New Zealanders
now live in Australia. I mean, it makes sense. It's not too far away and there's more job opportunities The UK oddest place names Yeah there a lot of weird names We got Wet Wang we got Giddleswick we got Blubber Houses Dull Lost Broken Wind Fatty Head Fatty Head
Strangangle Willy. We've also got Pity Me, which fun fact, they've got a nice reasonably priced
garden centre there and me and my parents often have been many times. Map of Chad. Okay, they've
turned the country of Chad into a head of a funny little man. That's a lot of fun. Thank you for
that. Railway map of Antarctica. Okay, the blue lines are the railway lines and the red triangles
are the train stations and there's nothing because Antarctica has neither. Heat map of Brazil versus
South Korea. Oh no. Egypt is smaller than the United States, Russia and China combined. Yes
it is. That is true. Iowa has 99 counties. It could have been an even 100 if not for this
monstrosity. Whoa, look at those borderlines. So Kolsuth takes up two spaces. Kolsuth, what are you
doing, man? Why would you do that? These borderlines are mental, though, as if some like big white man
just stood with a ruler going like this. What on earth? The United States and Canada are at the
same latitudes as Europe. Whoa, hold on, hold on. We've accidentally let an amazing map slip into
this video. Get out of here. The most lewd sounding names in each state. Oh my God, these are some
incredible names. I mean, I can't read most of them out. I'm happy to say wiener though. And
dick shooter. And dry prong. The most popular word in each state. And it's the word there
In every single state. You can sail in a straight line from England to France. But of course
we don't just skip over the channel. We go to French Guiana. How many Switzerland's fit in
Brazil? Loads. All roms leads to roads. What's going on? Well, is that where the Bahamas is
I did not realize it was so close to Florida. Oh, I only just learned that map of Tesla charging stations in 1437
Have you ever noticed the island is just one seat away from Iceland No that not right actually because you have to get rid of the R as well you know Oh my god it a world map made out of what I assume are chicken nuggets
I mean, it's quite impressive. There's a few flaws here and there, but I'm happy to accept it
Right, I've looked at this one before, how to find Kentucky on a map, but I'm not gonna lie. Because of this fellow, I always know how to locate Kentucky on a map
It really helps us out. Argentina Turner. Right. Yep, okay. Can you walk to Australia from your country
No. Yes. I mean, to be fair, is it walking to Australia if you're already in Australia
I'm not sure I allow that one. More people live in the green area than the blue area
Yep. The most hated Thanksgiving food in each US state. Whoa, everyone, please stop being mean to cranberry sauce
I only discovered cranberry sauce on like Sunday dinner within the last like five years or something
but it is a fantastic addition. I don't eat turkey, so that's fair enough. Green bean casserole
Yeah, I'm happy with that. Pumpkin pie. Yeah, that can be on here. Sweet potatoes
I like sweet potatoes. And stuffing is delicious. But the cranberry sauce is the real outrage
Hey, is that Kentucky? Ice cream. Ass cream. World Map Hernando's sauces
Inaccuracies due to condimental shift. Ah, condimental. You did good. You kind of screwed up on the Americas
I'm not gonna lie. Like, make a bit of an effort. You know what I mean? Chili rolled up for convenience
Just makes me think of pizza. and now I want pizza. Anyone else? Average pizza size in Italy. Hey, I don't think that's a terrible
map at all. I think that's rather interesting. On average, they're much larger in the north of the
country and that's interesting. That's not terrible at all. A road trip through all the springfields in
the US. Why are there so many springfields? How common is it for places to have the same name? I
don't think it's that much of a thing in the UK, but maybe I'm totally wrong on that. Whereas in the US, look at how many springfields there are. Start to help determine the risk of a bear attack
Okay so on earth there a pretty high risk of being attacked by a bear but in these areas of the solar system there isn really much of a risk Okay what happens when you replace every French country with a picture of
Kim Kardashian crying? How am I meant to respond to these maps, by the way? United States average
gene color per state. Do you know what? I would love to know if this is accurate, because surely
someone's just made this data up. If not, that's a lot of data to collect. South America, but South
america is brazil and brazil is south america brazil's been replaced with the continent south
america okay very good very very good that's nice that map showing origin of miss universe winners
1952 to 2016 i always think that's outrageous that they have a miss universe that is only
earth-based that is definitely unfair and it needs shutting down immediately world map warped by those
who speak indonesian so indonesia has just been made massive and everyone else has shriveled that
Okay, Australia is home to cat dogs. So this side looks like a dog's head. Yeah, fair. And this side looks like a cat's head
I can see the dog head. I'm not sure about the cat head This is bigfoot sightings in the us. This is fursuit owners in the u.s
And it correlates south africa is farther north south east and west than lesoto
Yep, because lesoto is in the middle. Yep. Okay, tingham. Oh, okay. So that's nottingham and the rest is tingham
Not tingham Tinkham. Is that where Nottingham is? God, I didn't realize how far down in the country I am. Does
their state flag have toes? Okay, yes is green, so Florida. Where's the toes in the Florida flag
Oh, they're right there. Look at their little toes. And then yellow is, yes, but they're animals
toes. So for example, California, they've got the bear, and he's got his little bear paw toes
and then a bunch of red. There's a surprising number of toes visible in US flags. Who thought
to put this map together. I think the Toast map might be my favorite of the videos
so let's end off there. Thank you very much for watching. Hopefully I enjoyed these stupid maps
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