Hi, Broadway World, it's Michael Buckley
You might recognize me from the What the Buck Show on YouTube. I'm so excited to join the cast of the hit comedy
sex tips for straight women from a gay man beginning on July 2nd
And to help prepare me for my role, I thought it would be a good idea to practice giving sex tips to Broadway
Let's start with the Lion King. I know Simba is king of the jungle and all
but Nala, it's totally okay to ask your partner to do some manscaping from time to time
Just remind him that the song is called, Can you feel the love tonight
Not can you feel my man bush exploding all over your face tonight? Epidine
Every word that he says is a dagger in you, but you want other things in you too
You're shy and all. I get that. Fine. But guys are so easy. If you've got the hots for someone
all it takes is a little line to let him know you're interested. You can literally say anything like
hey, is that a stolen loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me
Matilda, you're too young for sex tips. All I will say is that when you reach a certain age and start dating
if you can still move large objects with the power of your mind, you're going to be fine
It'll be like you're having a threesome, but with only two people. Sometimes you've got to be a little bit naughty, curious incident of the dog in the night time
Well, there really is no mathematical solution to great sex, but I do have a formula that sums up the importance of quality
coital technique for the ladies in our audience. See, knowing you're really good at something makes you
feel really confident and when you're feeling really confident you're having more fun and
when you having more fun you and your vajays are happy and moist and the crowd goes wild I actually say that in the show so spoiler alert Princess Jasmine now that you and Aladdin are a thing I sure you contemplated rubbing his lamp Just remember foreplay is more play
For added titillation, there is a secret smooth spot on a guy's arm right between the bicep and the triceps
And next time you're on a magic carpet ride, try gently rubbing this spot, and my guess is it'll lead to a whole new world
Hashtag in bed. Book of Mormon. Something tells me you boys already know all of my tips
Fun home. Something tells me you ladies have no interest in my tips, but I loved your show
Come see mine. Hi, Judy Coon. Okay, Elfaba, I know you're the wicked witch, but I have a piece of advice that will change your technique in bed for good
It's a magic stroke I like to call the up twist over down. Our audience practices this in the program
They actually take their programs and roll it up and use it as a practice penis
This might not chroma key due to the color of the program and the color of the color of my green screen so if it's green right now it's in honor of you Alfie
limited my chroma key is limited you of course can practice on your broomstack
now the one key difference right at the beginning is the grip yes the grip is upside down at first
upside down I know crazy so starting at the base steadily glide up to the tip when you reach
the tip swivel your hand outward next roll your full palm on the top then slide right
down the base. I guarantee you this is how Galinda became so popular. Lahr
This was so much fun. I think I found my calling. Come see me in the hilarious comedy. Visit
SexTimsplay.com for tickets and more information. Thanks, Broadway World. Bye everyone. See you at the theater