Welcome to our maestro of musical madness, Sir Samuel of Morocco
And now, good gentles all, please welcome those loquacious lovers of legends and love
Those versatile viscounts of voluminous velocity, as they portray a panoply of personalities under this preeminent proscenium
Please welcome Mr. Smythe and Mr. Jones! Well, how's it going? Have a hustle
Oh, my God! I'm Mr. Smythe! And I'm Mr. Jones! And how is each and everybody doing today
Welcome to the theater, the famous Royal Theater! And while we're in the theater, I say let's do a play
It's called Imagination! As far as good enunciation, Together we will be creating a creation
That will take your breath away! For all the world is a stage
But if you attend and heart, If you've a gear to lend, We're gonna tell a tale
Once upon a time at the start, As there's a happily ever after every day
Say, Mr. Smythe! Yes, Mr. Jones? Which story should we play today
Ah, today we shall render upon these boards An adventure that is most hair-raising. I said, Mr. Smythe, today we tell the timeless tale of Tango
It's a very special tale of a very special girl, She's full of hopes and dreams
A little something like you. And if she puts some work into it, Makes her mind a few pursuit
She can make her wish come true, And take the awfully hard things in life With imagination
Some courage, and determination, If she can conquer all her fears and trepidation
Oh, then she just might make it through! For all the world is a stage, my friend
A ten-man heart, A gear to lend, A gear for things from which you can depend
We're gonna make a little magic If you offer your heart, We will create a little product
With a courage and heart, We're gonna tell a tale Once upon a time at the start
As there's a happily ever after, At the end! Happily ever after at the end
Huzzah! Thank you, thank you very much, And welcome to the Royal Theatre
To help us out for today, We have two special guests. Two special guests? Who's up first
A young lady with golden locks! Presenting golden locks and her three dancing bears! No! No, we do not have three dancing bears
No! No, there are no dancing bears. Ah, presenting golden locks and no dancing bears
Absolutely not. Hey, if you have a dancing bear, Here's a month's worth of fun for you
No! No, there are no dancing bears And no golden locks. But you said a young lady with golden locks
Yes, Rapunzel! Rapunzel doesn't have any dancing bears. No, she's our first guest
Our first guest? Yes, that is the question. I can hardly wait
Good, that's all. It's time to give a warm welcome To our first Royal guest
Princess Rapunzel! Princess Rapunzel, We are honored to be in your presence today
And we are most delighted That you have accepted our invitation To join us in a live performance of your story
It's my pleasure. After all, who better to help us Tell the story of Rapunzel than Rapunzel
This is going to be such an adventure! Now remember, we are here to assist you In any way we can
Should you wish to know where to stand, We shall show you. Should you want to know what to say
We shall show you. We shall show you. We shall show you
We shall show you